New opening line . . .

Dearly beloved our gathering creates an alternative coding that will not impact the substance of your present or future relationship.  However, the codes may be just strong enough to create a space that can offer itself as a non-destructive social narcotic.  And this, this is not a bad thing.

Yes, I just got back from my cousin’s wedding.  The chicken was juicy.  The bar was free.  And the speeches were actually quite funny.  And all kidding(?) aside I look forward to getting to know the new addition.